Last week, my horoscope at the Onion was the best yet:

“If there’s a drinkable liquid in the world that doesn’t cause loss of motor function, impaired judgment, slurred speech, dehydration, and eventual unconsciousness, you don’t want to know about it.”

Yep, that about sums it up.

Apr 19 2007 02:38 pm | Uncategorized | No Comments »

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